Why don't you use capital letters?
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman


jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time


#dog

solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*joins The Black Parade*


evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e


liittlefox:

scumkill:

she loves flowers

Oh my god

#cat

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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pleatedjeans:

20 Pets That Really Didn’t Want to Go to the Vet


iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”


corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels


"w is not a vowel"
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

fuckyeahdementia:

wait i can explain

fuckyeahdementia:

wait i can explain


Reblog / posted 2 days ago via hi · © near-quaad with 316,440 notes

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now


  • me:*sees ur message right away*
  • me:*doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
  • me:*forgets to respond*