rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

30chemicaldays:

I love this picture 

x

ierosway:

from the 300th issue of AP magazine

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck

aimatmyself:

same